Full name: Thelonious Poob

Feral castaway who knows the island like the back of his hand

  • Minor antagonist who attempts to hinder your progress, potentially as an attempt to keep you safe

Backstory

  • Survived a shipwreck with his entire crew; trekked into the jungle as a group
  • Witnessed every single one of them die in some horrific display
  • Overcame death with his sheer desperation and escaped to live in the jungle
  • Gradually went crazy and gained a reputation as a beastman over time
  • Whatever happened to his crew took place in the volcanic caverns

Encounters

  • Occasionally appears throughout the jungle but never does much

  • Can sometimes be seen off in the distance before he hides away (Dear Esther style)

  • Major encounter: You fight him at the entrance to the volcanic caverns, but it’s hinted that he was just trying to keep you safe by preventing you from entering

  • When asked about it later he says he was scared of the rock people (harmless) but it isn’t clear how true that is (or whether he even realizes how true/false that is)

  • Helps The Last Wizard as like a lab assistant of sorts, crashes on his couch